Mom and I were walking this afternoon and a mailman walked by us.
Me: Barkbarkbarkbarkbark, or, in human language, stop and pet me and by the way where are those chickens I ordered?!?!
Mailman: Yah, yah, you're a bad dog.
Me: Barkbarkbark, or you're gonna see a very bad dog if you don't deliver my chicken soon!
Mailman: If you're such a bad dog, how come you're wearing a sweater?
Mom: Even bad dogs get cold.
Sheesh mom, thanks for the back up.
About Me
- Lacey schnauzer
- Woof! I'm Lacey the mini schnauzer. I'm a feisty senior girl who has lots to say!
Crikey Lacy ... good on your Mom ... they do come in handy, sometimes, aye????? I wanna come and help you bark at that old grouchy mailman.
ReplyDeleteBarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark .........................
Yu don't wanna cross those postal workers Lacey. That grouchy one will get the word out to yur regular guy and yule Never get yur chickens.
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL! I always bark da mailman, ever since Finley taught me to bark em. Da mailman in Bawston liked me a lot - he had a lil maltese and said I reminded him of his own barky LWD.
ReplyDeleteHow rude! My momma works in a post office and she thinks you should just continue barking at that rude mail man! I am sure you looked pawsome in your sweater!
ReplyDeleteBark da mailman! Bark da mailman! He oughta deliver dose chickens, ASAP!
ReplyDeleteBy da way....
You's been nominated fur a Liebster Award! Check out the details on my blog....
Finley's Fables Liebster Award!